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General News
COCA COLA TRUCK CRASHES IN NYC DESTROYING THE CITY!(condensed and repackaged for ADHD purposes) The massive 15 ton coca cola truck crashed into the NYC national skyscraper killing 16 people and destroying powerlines and knocking out the whole city!
Political News
Dictator of Fahsa takes over the southern border of Azlandia!(condensed and repackaged for ADHD purposes) The dictator of Fasha yells and rages at a game called "Getting over it with Benito" And he took his anger out on the poor godawful nation of Azlandia doing the world a favor!
Sports
MING MAO ATTEMPTS AT DESTROYING THE IHDIE TEAM AND ENDS UP IN DEBT!(condensed and repackaged for ADHD purposes) Ming Mao the greatest soccer player of all time took out the Ihdie team and his kick was "So fantastic" many people went blind at the sight and ended up in over 5T of debt!
Local Headlines
JOHMSON INC ACCUSED OF MURDER!!!
(condensed and repackaged for ADHD purposes) Johmson Inc the largest internet provider accused of using rouders as bombs to hunt their prey!
FIRST CAT SWORN INTO OFFICE!
(condensed and repackaged for ADHD purposes) The first ever cat has been sworn into US office as president in his fight against "Dog Liberals!"
More Local Headlines
SPACE CD ALMOST HITS EARTH!
(condensed and repackaged for ADHD purposes) Nasa has identified a giant space cd which almost hit earth however North Borea wants to use it for missile tests!
SKIBIDI SIGMA MALE ROBS BANK!
(condensed and repackaged for ADHD purposes) The first ever Skibidi Sigma to rob a bank was the Ohio bandit known better as Roy.